Best Funny Friendship Quotes and Quotations of All Time


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Famous Funny Friendship Quotations and Quotes 1

Plant a seed of friendship; reap a bouquet of happiness.
– Lois Kaufman

Famous Funny Friendship Quotations and Quotes 2

I know all those people. I have friendly, social, and criminal relations with the whole lot of them.
– Mark Twain

Famous Funny Friendship Quotations and Quotes 3

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept
– Samuel Butler

Famous Funny Friendship Quotations and Quotes 4

A friend to all is a friend to none. – Aristotle

Famous Funny Friendship Quotations and Quotes 5

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.
– Jim Hayes

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Famous Funny Friendship Quotations and Quotes 6

Business, you know, may bring money, but friendship hardly ever does.
– Jane Austen

Famous Funny Friendship Quotations and Quotes 7

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.
– Oscar Wilde

Famous Funny Friendship Quotations and Quotes 8

A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.
– Arthur Brisbane

Famous Funny Friendship Quotations and Quotes 9

I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
– Virginia Woolf

Famous Funny Friendship Quotations and Quotes 10

We English are good at forgiving our enemies; it releases us from the obligation of liking our friends.
– P.D. James


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