Best Sarah Silverman Quotes of All Time

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Famous Sarah Silverman Quotation 1

I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not.

Famous Sarah Silverman Quotation 2

You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage.

Famous Sarah Silverman Quotation 3

I was going to get an abortion the other day. I totally wanted an abortion. And it turns out I was just thirsty.

Famous Sarah Silverman Quotation 4

Oh, this sounds so obnoxious... I'm not planning anything out. I'm just trying to be funny. I don't think any of it's particularly deep. It's just what interests me.

Famous Sarah Silverman Quotation 5

I have a ton of Holocaust stuff, and some of it is really hard core.

Famous Sarah Silverman Quotation 6

It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it.

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Famous Sarah Silverman Quotation 7

When God gives you AIDS - and God does give you AIDS, by the way - make lemonAIDS.

Famous Sarah Silverman Quotation 8

The best time to have a baby is when you're a black teenager.

Famous Sarah Silverman Quotation 9

Jesus is magic, because he turned water into wine. I think he made the statue of liberty disappear in the 80s or something.

Famous Sarah Silverman Quotation 10

But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.

Famous Sarah Silverman Quotation 11

I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it.

Famous Sarah Silverman Quotation 12

And then in my senior year of high school, I tried to go on at local nightclubs in New Hampshire, or I'd go on at school assemblies.

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