Hilarious Quotes – Perfect AIM profile quotes & Cute Profile Quotes

Looking for the some hilarious quotes? Here are the favorites – they make great cute profile quotes and AIM profile quotes!

Hilarious Profile Quote 1

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car, but if he has a university education he may steal the whole railroad.
– Franklin D. Roosevelt

Hilarious Profile Quote 2

The chief value in going to college is that it’s the only way to learn it really doesn’t matter.
– George Edwin Howes

Hilarious Profile Quote 3

The freshmen bring a little knowledge in and the seniors take none out, so it accumulates through the years.
– A. Lawrence Lowell

Hilarious Profile Quote 4

Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
– Winston Churchill

Hilarious Profile Quote 5

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.
– Albert Einstein

More Hilarious Quotes

Hilarious Profile Quote 6

I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave — with all five fingers — for their hospitality.
– George W. Bush

Hilarious Profile Quote 7

The man who wins may have been counted out several times, but he didn’t hear the referee.
– H.E. Jansen

Hilarious Profile Quote 8

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
– Doug Larson

Hilarious Profile Quote 9

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder.
– Virginia Woolf

Hilarious Profile Quote 10

Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of the heart.
– Mort Walker

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