Hilarious Quotes – Perfect AIM profile quotes & Cute Profile Quotes
Looking for the some hilarious quotes? Here are the favorites – they make great cute profile quotes and AIM profile quotes!
Hilarious Profile Quote 1
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car, but if he has a university education he may steal the whole railroad.
– Franklin D. Roosevelt
Hilarious Profile Quote 2
The chief value in going to college is that it’s the only way to learn it really doesn’t matter.
– George Edwin Howes
Hilarious Profile Quote 3
The freshmen bring a little knowledge in and the seniors take none out, so it accumulates through the years.
– A. Lawrence Lowell
Hilarious Profile Quote 4
Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
– Winston Churchill
Hilarious Profile Quote 5
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.
– Albert Einstein
More Hilarious Quotes
Hilarious Profile Quote 6
I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave — with all five fingers — for their hospitality.
– George W. Bush
Hilarious Profile Quote 7
The man who wins may have been counted out several times, but he didn’t hear the referee.
– H.E. Jansen
Hilarious Profile Quote 8
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
– Doug Larson
Hilarious Profile Quote 9
The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder.
– Virginia Woolf
Hilarious Profile Quote 10
Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of the heart.
– Mort Walker