Best Juno Quotes and Quotations of All Time

Looking for the most memorable Juno quotes and quotations? Here they are.

Memorable Juno Quotations and Quotes 1

Vanessa: Your parents are probably wondering where you are.
Juno : Nah… I mean, I’m already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?

Memorable Juno Quotations and Quotes 2

Juno MacGuff: It all started with a chair.

Memorable Juno Quotations and Quotes 3

Juno MacGuff: As far as boyfriends go, Paulie Bleeker is totally boss. He is the cheese to my macaroni.

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Memorable Juno Quotation and Quote 4

Leah: Maybe it’s a food baby, did you have a big lunch?
Juno : This is not a food baby, alright? I’ve taken like three pregnancy tests and I am for shizz up the spout.

Memorable Juno Quotation and Quote 5

Paulie : Can we make out now?

Memorable Juno Quotation and Quote 6

Juno : I could like, have this baby and give it to someone who like totally needs it.
Leah: You should look in the PennySaver.
Juno : They have ads for parents?
Leah: Yeah! ‘Desperately Seeking Spawn.’

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