Best Napoleon Dynamite Quotes and Quotations of All Time

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Memorable Napoleon Dynamite Quotations and Quotes 1

You wanna play me?

Memorable Napoleon Dynamite Quotations and Quotes 2

Are you guys like Pedro’s cousins with all the sweet hook-ups?

Memorable Napoleon Dynamite Quotations and Quotes 3

I spent like three hours shading the upper lip.

Memorable Napoleon Dynamite Quotations and Quotes 4

Just follow your heart. That’s what I do.

Memorable Napoleon Dynamite Quotations and Quotes 5

Well, you have a sweet bike. And you’re really good at hooking up with chicks. Plus you’re like the only guy at school who has a mustache.

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Memorable Napoleon Dynamite Quotations and Quotes 6

Grandma – How was school?
Napoleon Dynamite – The worst day of my life, what do you think?

Memorable Napoleon Dynamite Quotations and Quotes 7

Uncle Rico – How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?
Yeah. Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would’ve been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind.

Memorable Napoleon Dynamite Quotations and Quotes 8

Jon Heder – I caught you a delicious bass.

Memorable Napoleon Dynamite Quotations and Quotes 9

(Aaron Ruell) – Napoleon, don’t be jealous that I’ve been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know I’m training to become a cage fighter.

Memorable Napoleon Dynamite Quotations and Quotes 10

Jon Heder: Are you guys having a killer time?
Tina Majorino: Yes.

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