Most Hilarious Robin Williams Quotes of All Time

Looking for the most famous and inspiring Robin Williams quotes and quotations? Here they are.

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Carpe per diem – seize the check.

Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money.

You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.

When the media ask him [George W. Bush] a question, he answers, ‘Can I use a lifeline?’

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

We Americans, we’re a simple people . . . but piss us off, and we’ll bomb your cities.

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world. (Dead Poet’s Society)

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.